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11 things best left uneaten even if hungry

1. Partially open oysters or mussels
2. Bruised grapes
3. Soggy onions
4. Tripe
5. Andouilette
6. Raw marinated chickens feet
7. Marmite on anything but toast
8. Any bodily secretions
9. Revenge
10. Your words
11. Humble pie

Social networking reduced to its fundamentals …

Social networking reduced to its fundamentals …

Just to make you smile on this beautiful day aka February 15th, 2012

Just to make you smile on this beautiful day aka February 15th, 2012

No shoes no shirt and I still get service …

Kids look at these crayons … uh huh I make art

I’M ELMO AND I KNOW IT - SESAME STREET LMFAO PARODY

Well they do say, never work with children or animals.

Well they do say, never work with children or animals.

The final comment made me laugh.  When the photographer says that the shoot is missing some athletic black p**** the assistant just has to comply and find some somewhere, anywhere, no matter how isolated the location is I suppose …

 theclearlydope:

Same thing happens every time I try to take self nudes. I suppose cats know that sexy nudes are the only competition they have on the Internet.
collegehumor:

Cat Ruins Sexy Photo Shoot
“Yeah, that’s definitely not what I meant” - Photographer

The final comment made me laugh.  When the photographer says that the shoot is missing some athletic black p**** the assistant just has to comply and find some somewhere, anywhere, no matter how isolated the location is I suppose …

 theclearlydope:

Same thing happens every time I try to take self nudes. I suppose cats know that sexy nudes are the only competition they have on the Internet.

collegehumor:

Cat Ruins Sexy Photo Shoot

“Yeah, that’s definitely not what I meant” - Photographer

I think I have resorted to at least half of these reactions in my time: especially the donut  part.  
theclearlydope:

I have an Internet backup generator but it only allows me to see AOL Chat rooms and this site.

I think I have resorted to at least half of these reactions in my time: especially the donut  part.  

theclearlydope:

I have an Internet backup generator but it only allows me to see AOL Chat rooms and this site.

The Grand Master - Bill Hicks

I had the great pleasure of seeing Bill Hicks Live four times and I never regretted buying a ticket.  Conscious comedy.  Not enough of that these days.